"HELLO...
My name is inigo montoya...
you killed my father...
prepare to die..."
~The Princess bride

What? I came to this screen, and it said "Hello". What else was I supposed to put? That is my favorite movie quote, by the way... So, it's kind of relevant.

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This is the first time I've ever really tried to write something like this.

 

Yesssss... Okay, I know. I'm supposed to be Gen X or a Millenial. Some version of the two, right on the cusp. Is Xennial a thing? 

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Whatever...

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My point is... I don't have like... a standard bio. In real life, I am an anti-social extrovert. Essentially... I'll be the life of the party if you can convince me to come out. But I don't know how that translates online. I have no idea what to say. Like... what's the purpose of this? To get to know me? For you to like me? I mean... I'm kind of likeable... Goofy af. 

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I wrote a memoir, but that's not really the same, is it? It definitely won't all fit...

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Okay... okay... Fine... 

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I'm... broken. That's the gist of it. Me in a nutshell.

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"The ones who get it, get it. The ones who don't... don't." (I don't know who said this first. It's from TikTok.)

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I'm broken, but I'm still here. I'm not dead. They didn't beat me.

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So, what's left? Well... that is up to you. If you're reading my stories, you already know... I work my way in slowly, teasing my way into your head, before slowly pushing into your soul and leaving a piece of myself behind. To thrive... or fester... Sometimes they are the same. 

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If you're new to my content... watch your step... 

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xoxo

~Sabrina